The value of fries
Anyway it’s quiet now. I am listening to my favorite piece of music Requiem- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart who was born in 1756, right down the street from the mall. He hung out a lot at Jimmy’s Pizza Hut next to the BattleFire Arcade. I image he got most of his flow chatting with beautiful feminists at Chick-fil-A. I imagine he sat silently as they protested the truly stupid name of the establishment and scoffed at those bummer-fries that look like tic-tack-toe grids.
I would never use the term “bummer-fries” to describe the waffle fries at Chick-fil-A. Unless you are allergic to peanuts, Chick-fil-A fries are awesome (they’re cooked in peanut oil which is something they should put up a sign about). I think someone has been in too close quarters with rug cleaning product for an extended period of time. I’d link you to textual evidence, but someone also likes deleting posts as though they go bad after a few hours.
I’ve decided to create a game: Name that fry. I tried to find unbiased pictures, staying away from fry promo shots directly from the eateries. (note: Some fries may be regional, but I bet you could still guess them.)
I want to make it prettier, but for now this will have to do. You can also leave a comment to suggest fries I forgot if you think there are any horrible omissions.
Thanks to ianfitzgerald.com for hosting the quiz.
(someone already created a similar game, but mine is more accepting of fringe fries.)
